Have you heard...
that
"Size doesn't matter"-story?
..what... I can't hear you... WHAT??
"Size doesn't matter"??? -Are you kidding me?
That must be a joke?
Of course it matters...
My boyfriend has the biggest ears in the world and he's awesome.
...I'm cuter than that guy.. What , who is he?
-Leonardo Who?
Blaah,blaah,blaah! Look at me! I'm gorgeous!
Ok. I'm tiny but I'm brave.
I take a walk on the wild side.
Big hair day.
Ok. Try to explain that nosejob-thing to this guy.
And I didn't believe in that power planting business...
I guess I wrote this story myself...
But hey, he's a very good actor. Very convincing.
Better run now.
Ps. I believe in happy endings.
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